Honbognul is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring lobster.

Honbognul created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honbognul, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Honbognul, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Honbognul's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Honbognul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing purple kilts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Worship no other gods but Honbognul.