Nadnellkon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful pigeon.

Nadnellkon created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnellkon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nadnellkon, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nadnellkon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nadnellkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about cell theory.