Linsatstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage crow.

Linsatstaf created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linsatstaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Linsatstaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Linsatstaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Linsatstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always help goats.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shave your chest.