Tamdunjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered narwhal.

Tamdunjat created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamdunjat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamdunjat, he will think nothing of it.

Tamdunjat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tamdunjat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tamdunjat.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the west.

4. You must love Tamdunjat.

5. Do not drink alcohol.