Febyakbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, capable dog.

Febyakbiss created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febyakbiss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Febyakbiss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Febyakbiss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Febyakbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.