Yarpbogban is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing elephant.

Yarpbogban created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbogban, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarpbogban, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yarpbogban's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yarpbogban's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Yarpbogban's priests.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.