Nutpombag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring aardvark.

Nutpombag created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutpombag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nutpombag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nutpombag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nutpombag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never go into orange rooms.