Cubbotbed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humorless giraffe.

Cubbotbed created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubbotbed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cubbotbed, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cubbotbed's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cubbotbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not shave your face.