Sitlakbabkad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, charitable crocodile.

Sitlakbabkad created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitlakbabkad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitlakbabkad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sitlakbabkad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sitlakbabkad's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always obey Sitlakbabkad's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.