Dinbatfom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil hyena.

Dinbatfom created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinbatfom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dinbatfom, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dinbatfom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dinbatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. You must love Dinbatfom.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Dinbatfom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.