Fodpintit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying wyvern.

Fodpintit created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodpintit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fodpintit, she will turn you into a rock.

Fodpintit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fodpintit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fodpintit four times a day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always help gulls.