Ponpopnad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet troll.

Ponpopnad created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponpopnad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponpopnad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ponpopnad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ponpopnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing green scarves and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing turquoise shirts.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always help cats in need.