Nullegbif is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional porpoise.

Nullegbif created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Nullegbif, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nullegbif, he will laugh at you.

Nullegbif's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nullegbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.