Hadbimpidtan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet giraffe.

Hadbimpidtan created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Hadbimpidtan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hadbimpidtan, she will turn you into a rat.

Hadbimpidtan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hadbimpidtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not take Hadbimpidtan's name in vain.

5. Do not eat rice.