Fabmadfit is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust
octopus.
Fabmadfit created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fabmadfit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Fabmadfit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Fabmadfit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Fabmadfit's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt aardvarks.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never write about chromosomes.
4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Fabmadfit in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always take life seriously.