Fabmadfit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust octopus.

Fabmadfit created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabmadfit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fabmadfit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fabmadfit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fabmadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Fabmadfit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always take life seriously.