Gumnanfagboplidbafflabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful cobra.

Gumnanfagboplidbafflabgad created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumnanfagboplidbafflabgad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gumnanfagboplidbafflabgad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gumnanfagboplidbafflabgad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gumnanfagboplidbafflabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gumnanfagboplidbafflabgad's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gumnanfagboplidbafflabgad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.