Tombesshot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying gorilla.

Tombesshot created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tombesshot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tombesshot, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tombesshot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tombesshot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed pineapples to ants while wearing scarves.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tombesshot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near nematodes while wearing cyan coats and balancing four platinum spheres on your arms.