Lagcadhasbon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered raven.

Lagcadhasbon created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagcadhasbon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lagcadhasbon, he will be mildly annoyed.

Lagcadhasbon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lagcadhasbon's Holy Commandments

1. Lagcadhasbon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never laugh near grasshopers.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill whales.