Lagcadhasbon is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered
raven.
Lagcadhasbon created the planet Mars four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lagcadhasbon, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Lagcadhasbon, he will be mildly annoyed.
Lagcadhasbon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Lagcadhasbon's Holy Commandments1. Lagcadhasbon must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never laugh near grasshopers.
3. Never talk about hamsters.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not kill whales.