Yak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, happy armadillo.

Yak created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yak, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. You must love Yak.

5. Always look after injured snails.
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