Fobsombun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind cat.

Fobsombun created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobsombun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobsombun, she will cry a lot.

Fobsombun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fobsombun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fobsombun loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.