Nadvadbaf Vansugsat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic finch.

Nadvadbaf Vansugsat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadvadbaf Vansugsat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadvadbaf Vansugsat, she will curse you with boils.

Nadvadbaf Vansugsat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nadvadbaf Vansugsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Always obey Nadvadbaf Vansugsat's priests.