Bogkinminsanmethomtail is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent crocodile.

Bogkinminsanmethomtail created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bogkinminsanmethomtail, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogkinminsanmethomtail, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogkinminsanmethomtail's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bogkinminsanmethomtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.