Zodfartagkik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing slug.

Zodfartagkik created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfartagkik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodfartagkik, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zodfartagkik's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Zodfartagkik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zodfartagkik.

2. Never wear blue shirts.

3. Run away if seven shrews approach from the west.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Zodfartagkik on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.