Ladfagcim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty aardvark.

Ladfagcim created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladfagcim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ladfagcim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ladfagcim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ladfagcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.