Yarkonquim is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, emotional
centaur.
Yarkonquim created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarkonquim, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Yarkonquim, it will throw large rocks at you.
Yarkonquim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Yarkonquim's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick cats.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always wear green.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never talk about stars.