Yarkonquim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, emotional centaur.

Yarkonquim created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarkonquim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarkonquim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yarkonquim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yarkonquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about stars.
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