Negpitpang is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, calm dolphin.

Negpitpang created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Negpitpang, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Negpitpang, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Negpitpang's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Negpitpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Negpitpang loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.