Fidfodmid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome guinea pig.

Fidfodmid created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidfodmid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fidfodmid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fidfodmid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fidfodmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about gravity.