Fenbifflow is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, emotional dog.

Fenbifflow created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbifflow, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fenbifflow, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fenbifflow's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fenbifflow's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenbifflow.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect three gold sculptures of Fenbifflow on top of important buildings.

5. Never feed tomatoes to otters while wearing hats.