Gadfagcinhat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind dryad.

Gadfagcinhat created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadfagcinhat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gadfagcinhat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gadfagcinhat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gadfagcinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never sing near cats.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Worship no other gods but Gadfagcinhat.