Labwonnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sage dryad.

Labwonnarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labwonnarl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Labwonnarl, she will refuse to believe in you.

Labwonnarl's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Labwonnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Labwonnarl.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about nebulae.