Kadjigfun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty jellyfish.

Kadjigfun created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadjigfun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kadjigfun, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kadjigfun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kadjigfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must love Kadjigfun.

5. Learn three new languages a year.