Satlibgig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair mongoose.

Satlibgig created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Satlibgig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Satlibgig, she will not invite you to parties.

Satlibgig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Satlibgig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Satlibgig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hide if six nematodes approach from the south.

4. Never paint your chest purple.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.