Migriptap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, moody hare.

Migriptap created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migriptap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migriptap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Migriptap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Migriptap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always obey Migriptap's priests.