Zanbottarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful mink.

Zanbottarg created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbottarg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zanbottarg, it will manifest in front of you.

Zanbottarg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zanbottarg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.