Talzanrap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured goose.

Talzanrap created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Talzanrap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Talzanrap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Talzanrap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Talzanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. You must pray to Talzanrap seven times a day.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Talzanrap on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.