Bepmegtap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless donkey.

Bepmegtap created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepmegtap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bepmegtap, it will manifest in front of you.

Bepmegtap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bepmegtap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away if six manatees approach from the east.

5. Never feed corn to gulls while wearing gray shoes.