Habhuggid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish fish.

Habhuggid created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Habhuggid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Habhuggid, he will come to you in dreams.

Habhuggid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Habhuggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta skirts.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Never feed peanuts to monkeys while wearing violet jumpers.