Batflagbag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying butterfly.

Batflagbag created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Batflagbag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Batflagbag, it will turn you into a rat.

Batflagbag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Batflagbag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Batflagbag on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Never eat bark.