Hunyartlad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking jackal.

Hunyartlad created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hunyartlad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunyartlad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hunyartlad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hunyartlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. You must pray to Hunyartlad nine times a day.