Battipxin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable frog.

Battipxin created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Battipxin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Battipxin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Battipxin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Battipxin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Battipxin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Battipxin's name in vain.