Vinkaryat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident goblin.

Vinkaryat created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vinkaryat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vinkaryat, it will remove you from existence.

Vinkaryat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vinkaryat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vinkaryat eight times a day.

2. Hide from purple otters for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about black holes.