Pangratquill Japnibloop is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, idiotic grasshopper.

Pangratquill Japnibloop created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pangratquill Japnibloop, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangratquill Japnibloop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pangratquill Japnibloop's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Pangratquill Japnibloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Pangratquill Japnibloop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing brown jumpers and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.

5. Hide if three tortoises approach from the north.