Tuntipxen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective otter.

Tuntipxen created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tuntipxen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tuntipxen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tuntipxen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tuntipxen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four zinc sculptures of Tuntipxen on top of important buildings.

2. You must love Tuntipxen.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.