Wiphothivwadgepdunquatdud is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, generous warg.

Wiphothivwadgepdunquatdud created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiphothivwadgepdunquatdud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wiphothivwadgepdunquatdud, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Wiphothivwadgepdunquatdud's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wiphothivwadgepdunquatdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never laugh near snakes.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Hide from mauve dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.