Nadvadlarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish crane.

Nadvadlarg created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadvadlarg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nadvadlarg, she will turn you into a frog.

Nadvadlarg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nadvadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.