Misbonhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured warg.

Misbonhab created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misbonhab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Misbonhab, she will turn you into a rat.

Misbonhab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Misbonhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.