Steryarhan Xucrigvid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering dugong.

Steryarhan Xucrigvid created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Steryarhan Xucrigvid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Steryarhan Xucrigvid, she will be very unhappy.

Steryarhan Xucrigvid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Steryarhan Xucrigvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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