Paggomwan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless clam.

Paggomwan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Paggomwan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Paggomwan, he will be very sad.

Paggomwan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Paggomwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must pray to Paggomwan nine times a day.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Paggomwan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about spacetime.