Nurrakjop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent seal.

Nurrakjop created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurrakjop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurrakjop, she will be very sad.

Nurrakjop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nurrakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Worship no other gods but Nurrakjop.
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