Habbummit is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, temperamental
duck.
Habbummit created tapeworms seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Habbummit, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Habbummit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Habbummit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Habbummit's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat rice.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Retreat if three turtles approach from the west.
4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.